Able to spout random facts with a single breath, IP likes to carry himself like the knowledgeable lad that he is. A pilot by day and a lawyer by night, he brings us his unique sense of humour. Loves his cigars and isn’t shy about sharing them…
Lick My Jell-O
Deputy Grand Matress
Ah, Jell-O. You’ll never forget a circle with her as the On Sec. The highlight is her reading of the Obnoxious Nationality. We have yet to figure out how she so cunningly spins wild tales for the nominations. Let’s just say she has a wild imagination.
One of our veteran Hashers, Piggy is the most senior on the committee. A Monday Hasher as well (cough, cough), he runs the circle merrily with his never-ending scrolls of jokes, oneliners and true stories. Miss Piggy started his Hashing career very close to its inception, in 1987.
Deputy Religous Advisor, Webmaster
Don’t let his stern look fool you. PK is always in a grand mood (almost always) and loves to take the piss out of everyone. He started Hashing when he was just a wee lad of ten, when he thought himself man enough to have his first beer. That did not end well for him. Oh, what a night.
A heart of gold coupled with the uncanny ability to freeze you in your tracks with but a stare are just a couple of her superpowers. Porky started hashing way back in 1998, a very regular Hasher indeed.
Pants on Fire
One of our more recent conscripts,…er…additions to the Hash, Pants on Fire is the quiet one of the bunch. But don’t be fooled! She has a mischievous side that you need to see! A lawyer by trade and party animal by night to say the least.
Besides being full of utter cheek (refer photo to the left), Banana is always ready to lend a hand when the need arises. Our steady Trailmistress takes her job seriously, so try not to piss her off by not doing your fair share of hares. You have been warned!
How do you stop someone from being a noisy bastard? Put him on the committee of course. Ask him about his business and you’re in for an interesting conversation. Recommended indeed.
Deputy Hash Cash
One of our speedsters on the trail, Rusputins origins are an interesting topic. Bend his ear on how he got his name yeah. A fitness freak who loves his extreme frisbee games, Rusty is always good fun.