Grand Matress
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Ah, Jell-O. You’ll never forget a circle with her as the On Sec. The highlight is her reading of the Obnoxious Nationality. We have yet to figure out how she so cunningly spins wild tales for the nominations. Let’s just say she has a wild imagination.
Religious Advisor, Hash Beer
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One of our veteran Hashers, Piggy is the most senior on the committee. A Monday Hasher as well (cough, cough), he runs the circle merrily with his never-ending scrolls of jokes, oneliners and true stories. Miss Piggy started his Hashing career very close to its inception, in 1987.
Religous Advisor, Webmaster
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Don’t let his stern look fool you. PK is always in a grand mood (almost always) and loves to take the piss out of everyone. He started Hashing when he was just a wee lad of ten, when he thought himself man enough to have his first beer. That did not end well for him. Oh, what a night.
Hash Cash
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A heart of gold coupled with the uncanny ability to freeze you in your tracks with but a stare are just a couple of her superpowers. Porky started hashing way back in 1998, a very regular Hasher indeed.
Deputy Grand Matress
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One of our more recent conscripts,…er…additions to the Hash, Pants on Fire is the quiet one of the bunch. But don’t be fooled! She has a mischievous side that you need to see! A lawyer by trade and party animal by night to say the least.
Trail Mistress
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Besides being full of utter cheek (refer photo to the left), Banana is always ready to lend a hand when the need arises. Our steady Trailmistress takes her job seriously, so try not to piss her off by not doing your fair share of hares. You have been warned!
